Pickup Truck

I have a rusty piece of junk truck that was 4x4 and ran when I parked it. The frame is rusted out along with the fenders, quarters, doors, sills, bed, floor and every other piece of steel on it. It’s only thirty four years old and had 863,000 easy miles on it when I parked it six years ago. I put a brand new Walmart oil filter on it in 2005 and it hasn’t burned a drop of oil since then. It won’t start this year and I think it might just need some minor repairs like a new starter, block, pistons, heads, camshaft, crankshaft, lifters, oil pan, valve covers and transmission. I’m only selling it at this ridiculous price because I think most people are really stupid. Asking $8,300 or best offer over $15,000 because I think it’s worth it. I’m greedy so I’ll let it rot before I sell it for a reasonable price. I can throw in a very nice custom built snow plow set up for an extra $4,500. When are these truck selling clowns going to get real?