Chevrolet 3500 Dually Pickup - 159k miles - Rust Free Southern Truck

It’s a crisp fall day and you’ve had that hot farmers daughter racing through your mind for weeks... Remember the way the sun hit through her sundress at the Armada Country Fair a few weeks ago? All them boys were sittin’ around her at the truck pull, her perfume making the air all sweet and the boys a ’lil randy... And there you were... trying to get her attention. Problem is.. you rode up there on your hand-me-down mountain bike. She done SAW you lock it up at the rack. You need a ride that’ll turn her head as you both race out to the fields of her Pappy’s farm! Sure... he may light off some 12 gauge birdshots in your direction... but this 1989 Chevrolet 3500 Dually Hillbilly Deluxe has a tailgate made of STEEL baby! You’re totally safe! With this truck you’ll have her horizontal in that rust free 8’ bed of the truck in no time! Them 6 BF Goodrich tires are gunna get you and that girl through them muddy fields and up hill towing massive loads of up to 20,000 pounds uphill with a head wind like it’s nuthin. Stick your foot in the throttle and feel that 3 speed TH400 auto trans wiz through them gears and you’ll be blasting out there like Ricky Bobby. The quicker you can get her and a jar a shine out to the back 40, the better your night will be! This thing is SOLID - a true SOUTHERN truck that’s never seen snow yet. Hell - it sat in a barn for a decade and only has 159,000 miles! Just like that lil lady, she’s barely broken in! Yup... she likes to drink gas. But that’s because under the hood is a MASSIVE 454 (7.4L) gas motor snarling like a pissed off bull in a rodeo. It’s got a class IV hitch, rebuilt auto trans, tilt steering wheel (yeah buddy! you know what THAT’s good for!), and more. Look at the list below for ALL the details. And just to make sure all the kids on the farm can hear ya comin’ this baby sports a rumbling yet refined LOUD exhaust that won’t piss off the po-po, but will turn heads. Hey - even bikers say "Loud Pipes Save Lives". You can tell her Pappy to think of it as a safety feature thrown in for good measure. Facebook? Screw that. Fire up the CB on channel one-niner and tell your buddies to get DOWN here. Or cattle call other lot lizards if that girl decides to up and leave ya. It ain’t in bad shape. This dream-buggy is nearly rust free, has a decent interior, the factory spare is still hangin’ from the rear, and has a new starter, battery, smog pump, and serpentine belt. This thing isn’t some pansy-assed show queen. It’s got its nicks and dings. But that just means it’s broken in for ya - not some pretty boy’s toy. Hell - that girl wouldn’t look at ya it some decked out dork-mobile anyway. You KNOW she likes ’em loud, fast, and a ’lil dirty. But like we said before - she is SOLID - not a rust-trombone - come take a peak underneath!