1993 Dodge Dakota Plow Truck

This old boy just turned over to 235000 like it was a raging alcoholic on his way to the bar. This truck starts every time, it will start in sub zero temps, it will start in sweltering heat, it will start when that creepy guy is trying to sneak up behind you in the Kmart parking lot at midnight. It has a Bluetooth radio but this truck parties so hard at night it sometimes forgets the radio stations you saved the day before. Comes with 4 sandbags in the box not for traction because this baby will rip through your ex’s heart like Freddy Krueger, its because the front air shocks are blown out and you need the counterweight for hitting sweet jumps so the front end wont bottom out as much. The General Grabber tires have 80-90% tread left on them so they should generally grab your kittens quite easily. Sometimes you have to remind it what gear it is in by hitting the shifter. The plow is a Meyer electric plow that was professionally fabbed up my Jimmy Bob and his brother Delmer, it was a quick release setup, but from the sheer power of this machine the mounts got a little twisted up and you need to pound the mounting pins in like a redheaded step child. The power windows and locks work like when it came off the showroom floor. It sounds like there is a tick in the engine but rest assured there is not. Its actually the exhaust manifold bolts, a couple of the heads of the bolts popped off from the brute force of this six cylinder monster. It is an extended cab and you will need the storage from all the panties you collect driving this bad boy around. There is some rust but there is enough metal to partially hold the fender flares on for now, but hey that’s what you get for parting like a rockstar since 1993. You will have to bring a trailer to get the plow because it gets a little hot after driving 15 miles with the plow on the front, so as much as you want to dont try driving it to clear 35w from any protesters.